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Form ITS1993(d)

Notice of Intent to Stalk

Date: _____August 8, 2009______

Print or type name of Stalker: _____________Muffin________________
(known henceforth as STALKER)

Print or type name of person to be Stalked: __________Toodles________________
(known henceforth as STALKEE)

Please be notified that effective this date the above named STALKER has filed an official Intent To Stalk Declaration targeting the above named STALKEE in accordance with Obsessive/Compulsive Personal Pursuit Code of Conduct Act of 1993 (OCPPCCA93).

I, STALKER, hereby declare Open Season upon you, STALKEE, and pursuant to OCPPCCA93 section 1, paragraph 5 intend to engage in the following activities (check all that apply):

[X] Watch from afar
[X] Watch from the bushes
[X] Watch from the window/skylight
[X] Hide in your closet
[X] Fold myself under your computer desk
[X] Gaze devotedly at your sleeping form
[XXXXX] Collect hair samples while you sleep
[ ] Bake cookies in your kitchen while you're away
[ ] Chocolate-Chip [ ] Peanut Butter [ ] Sugar
[X] Rummage through your underwear drawer
[ ] Fondling [ ] Sniffing [X] Collecting BOXERS!!!!1
[x] Call and hang up repeatedly
[ ] With [x] Without breathing
[x] Send badly formatted text messages
[ ] With [x] Without sexual content _{Let me see your ding-a-ling}
[ ] Ask to view your webcam from multiple random IM accounts
[ ] Annoying [ ] Wheedling [ ] Creepy
[ ] Leave long rambling unsigned emails from anonymous addresses
[ ] Collect photos of you and your significant other whatstheirname, who is certainly not good enough for you and plainly you'd understand if only I could just talk with you about it for a minute c'mon it's only a minute what do you have to lose it's for the best really don't make me do something we'll both regret

I, STALKER, further agree to the following (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[X] No physical contact unless, you know, it's an accident
[X] No bodily fluids will be deposited in/near your domicile
[X] Whatstheirname will not be harmed unless, you know, by accident
[X] Interaction with pets will not be tolerated
[X] Anonymous gifts containing dangerous substances (e.g. explosives) will be clearly marked
[X] No photos will be published to social networking sites (e.g. Flickr, DeviantArt)
[X] Stalking activity will not interfere with another Stalker's Intent To Stalk
[X] Stalking activity will be suspended for holidays and medical emergencies

The duration of this Intent To Stalk shall be (check only one):

[ ] One week
[ ] Two weeks
[X] Until one of us is in jail or dead
[ ] Until the end of time because baby, I plan to keep this up after I'm dead

Disputes regarding this Intent To Stalk shall be arbitrated by (check only one):

[ ] The OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee
[ ] A group of peers selected by STALKER and STALKEE
[X] Let God sort it out
[ ] Ralf M. Maximus
[ ] Me, me, me

I, STALKER, hereby certify (check and initial ALL ITEMS, no exceptions):

[X] All required permits and licenses are current and valid
[X] Applicable equipment is well maintained and meets OCPPCCA93 requirements
[X] State and Federal Insurance requirements have been met


Let the games begin! Please address all questions/grievances to the OCPPCCA93 Regulation Committee (ocppcca93@tectech.net) and good luck with your stalk.

STALKER (signed): _____Muffin_________________________ Date: ________8/8/2009_____

STALKEE (signed): ___________This is Toddles___________________ Date: __8/8/2009___________


cc: STALKER, STALKEE, OCPPCCA93

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Form ITS1993(d)

I WAS going to draw something.
I WAS going to create something.
Then I said screw it.

People. This is Kay.

See her icon? Its yaoi. Makes her giggle.

She is my very best friend. We met over Hellsing. Cause Hellsing is sexy pages. We rped in notebooks passed between classes. I bummed it at her house and stole her noodles. I envined her internetz. She had youtube. I didn't.

She is the reason I am doing a graphic novel. She has told me the idea is good and works. And she's honest about it. That rocks Kay.

We have about killed each other fighting so many times. Why? Neither of us likes to be wrong. Never. EVER.

Then we talk about porn and get over it.

She put up with me giggling about Mr. Robo. She knows who that is. You don't. I hope. Freak. Stop stalking me.

We spent nights at each others houses too many fucking times. TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES. Srsly. And she agress that my cat has fluffy pants.

She moved. Which made me sad. We talk on the internet and phone. She sometimes visits. That makes me happy.

IN MY PANTS.

Well not really my pants but you get the idea.

Thank you Kay, for being a wonderful friend to that freak who you thought was a lesiban.

Cheers

_{You're still fluffy to me}











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Hello kiddies, I'm going to give you all an example of how my clever mind works.

Let's say...I was too busy writing porn last night to sleep. So I was not ready to take on my morning 6-hour shift. What do I do?

Small yet smart side of brain: Hmm...I shouldn't take an enegry drink. I should stick it out to teach myself a lesson.

WTF: LOL WHUTS ANOTHER WORD FOR PENIS?! OH LOOK AN ENGERY DRINK OH JOYGASM MOTHER FREAKERS I'M HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!!!1!

To say the least...since I choose a high-power drink and engery drinks affect me strongly....it was a fun day at work.





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So anyways, I was at the college, trying to figure out why the hell HOPE was being taken away.

Waiting outside the office where finacal people are, this guy sits down next to me.

And he was like, "Sorry if I stink."

And I was like, "..."

Then he was like, "My feet are all pruny."

I was like, "..."

Then he asked why I was there and I told him. We chatted. Strange people are always fun to talk too. Also, turns out there was a glitch in the system, still on HOPE.

My dogs...are lucky. Was playing guitar hero and did a song I never did before. Keep in mind I still suck at this game, like most other games. My dogs were playing around my feet and somehow...I was able to do the song perfectly. I was starting to scare myself when I hit a wrong note.

That was my day. Felt like updating with random stuff.





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